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# As long as the world turns, users will still have problems
# Substance abusers and computer operators are the only folks called users. This isn't by chance
# When in doubt. Reboot
# Sooner or later you will meet a person who types out the words "backslash" or forgets to plug in the power cord. If you haven't yet, just wait, you will
# Fear the phone. No one just calls tech support to wish you good morning
# No user will tell you the whole truth at the beginning of a call
# "I didn't do anything" or "It just happened" Are the users mantra
# As a support tech, it is your job to break down resistance and get the truth
# This is so you can rub the lie in their face, fixing the issue is just a perk
# Some people will never learn
# This means you will always have a job
# Maintain a calm voice, even if you're screaming on the inside
# The hold button is your friend
# Whatever you do, don't panic
# The answer to all users questions should be "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" even if this is a bald-faced lie
# Users can smell fear. Once you've lost control, all is lost
# A user who is not listening to you anymore, but rather is trying "their own thing" is not worth your time. Simulate a telephone disconnect and hang up. Trust me, you're better off.
# Sometimes fixing a computer is easier than figuring out why it was broken
# Users always want a reason things are fixed. If you're not sure just lie. They won't know anyway. "A stray electron passed through the processor and caused..."
# If possible ask to speak to the youngest person present
posted on 2008-03-13 17:01 Jcat 阅读(263) 评论(0)  编辑  收藏 所属分类: Non-technique