随笔档案

昨天晚上我给他讲了英文笑话，虽然他指出了很多错误，但那是个好的开始。
     A redneck bought a tickect and won the lottery.
     He went to claim it .He said:"I want $20 million right now"
who verified his tickect number replied to him :"No,sir.It doesn't work this way.we give you $1 million today,you will get the rest spread on for the next 19 years."
     The redneck said:"I want all my money.I won it,and i want it"
      The man had to explained to him patiently:"you would get $1 million,and the rest during the next 19 years."
      The redneck ,furious with the man ,screamed out:"I want all my money.If you don't give  me all my money ,i want my dollar back!"
注意读音：money、million、battle zone。

我的叔叔silas   H.E.Bates
      我的叔叔silas  活了九十五岁,有充足的时间去尝试很多事情.他一度做过掘墓人.
      In a life of 95 years ,my uncle found time to try most things, there was a time he become a gravedigger.