﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><channel><title>BlogJava-Where there is will, there is a way!-文章分类-英文の笑话</title><link>http://www.blogjava.net/JinHoward/category/38265.html</link><description>          重山高万仗，言昨在此时--～重言～</description><language>zh-cn</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:20:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:20:39 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title>宁可不要的荣耀</title><link>http://www.blogjava.net/JinHoward/articles/259631.html</link><dc:creator>靳红浩 汉语拼音：JinHongHao</dc:creator><author>靳红浩 汉语拼音：JinHongHao</author><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.blogjava.net/JinHoward/articles/259631.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.blogjava.net/JinHoward/comments/259631.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.blogjava.net/JinHoward/articles/259631.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blogjava.net/JinHoward/comments/commentRss/259631.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.blogjava.net/JinHoward/services/trackbacks/259631.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 14pt">A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson,</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 12pt"><span style="font-size: 24pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt">"I have some good news and some bad news for you." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 12pt"><span style="font-size: 24pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 12pt"><span style="font-size: 24pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt">So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-size: 12pt"><span style="font-size: 24pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt">an incurable disease after you."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<span style="font-family: 宋体">生词：<br />
1.ward [wɔ:d]病房<br />
英文解释：block forming a division of a hospital (or a suite of rooms) shared by patients who need a similar kind of care <br />
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2.incurable [in'kjuərəbl]adj. 不能医治的,不能矫正的,无救的</span><br />
<span style="font-family: 宋体"><span style="font-size: 14pt">英文解释：incapable of being cured <br />
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<span style="font-family: 宋体"><span style="font-size: 14pt">译文：</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: 宋体"><span style="font-size: 14pt">一位医生走进医院的病房，告诉病人<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">Johnson</span>先生：「我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。」<br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">Johnson</span>先生说：「那就请您先告诉我好消息吧！」<br />
医生说：「这好消息就是----本院的医师决定以你的名字来为一种不治之症命名。」</span></span></font></p>
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